Fuck her gently‏

Helgen närmar sig med stormsteg. Eller rättare sagt, nu tar jag helg.
Det innebär också att det finns gott om tid för mys, kramar och kärlek i alla dess former, mys med flickvän, mys med sin däjt, mys med frugan eller gammalt hederligt fyllemys. Det jag vill uppmärksamma eller tipsa om då, är en låt som Tenacious D har gjort.
Läs, tänk och begrunda.
Trevlig helg!!!

"This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork
Whats your favorite position?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard"